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Why toil away at spreadsheets when you could be saving the digital world from an impending crisis? Clearly, the fate of your raid group, your K/D ratio, or that one last side quest is far more urgent than that pesky 9-to-5 grind. Wear this hoodie to the office—if you actually show up—and give your boss the perfect, passive-aggressive explanation for your low productivity. It's not procrastination; it's PRIORITIES.
Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience.
- Adjustable, color-matched drawstring hood for a personalized fit.
- Made without side seams for a stylish look and reduced fabric waste.
- Soft and durable 50/50 cotton-polyester blend perfect for chilly days.
- Ethically produced with US cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes for low environmental impact.
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean